MacKenzie glues clickers to boards, coordinates with the Alameda Post, and arbitrates categorization disputes among the other analysts. In addition to creating the pie charts, she co-authors the narrative summaries of our data. MacKenzie is grateful to her fellow analysts for tolerating her unapologetic type-A shenanigans each year.

Jon is the supply chain lead and fiscal sponsor for candy procurement. He also co-authors the narrative summaries of our data.

Drac ensures the front yard is set up to funnel trick-or-treaters towards and away from the home in an orderly fashion.

Laura is a champion for dinosaurs everywhere, from tyrannosaurus rex to buteo jamaicensis to fallus domesticus.

Jen serves as a relief data collector, supporting our team in life/work balance by stepping in to collect data while others sneak away with the candy bowl.

Michael coordinates technical services for the team, ensuring the world is able to securely access our data.

Rebekah has sacrificed a dental appliance quality testing our sugary offerings.

Witchy manages the outreach and engagement duties for the team. She encourages especially small or shy candy seekers to approach the home.

Francis can be seen behind the candy bowl, negotiating with candy seekers.

Acorn is not going to permit you to see into the candy bowl to negotiate.

Adam ensures that the candy bowl never runs empty while providing routine updates on sporting events that overlap with the data collection window.